Toby Osborne meets Las Vegas busty babe Gina DePalma.
When I first found out that Gina DePalma's boobs had swelled since purchasing the website address 40DDD, the irony was not lost on me. For the record, her mammaries are now officially a whopping "46FFF." As a man, this doesn't mean a heck of a lot to me - yet they say a picture conveys a thousand words. And a picture of Gina's massive bosom says only one thing to me: 'She must sleep on her back.'
'Do you sleep on your back?' I asked Gina in one of the shortest interviews I've ever obtained from a, usually publicity-hungry, escort/"entertainer". "Yes" she replied. I couldn't tell if it was my inane and loaded questions that were inducing the short, often one-word answers or an inexperience with people asking her questions outside of the usual 'how much?' and 'how fast can you get over here?'
'What about when you are lying down? How big are they, then?' "The same," she replied non-chalantly. Of course they're the same, how could I have been so foolish? Then again, I'm a man. How was I supposed to know? - Especially, when she's packing a pair of jugs so large that they could make Mrs. Godzilla jealous.
I mean, the "Twins" (the Vegas call girl's pet-name for her super-sized breasts) are a potential death-trap. 'Have you ever given a guy/gal a black eye by accident?' "No," she told me exclusively. "But, I've smothered a few people." The 'smothering' may or may not have occurred during one of her specialties: a "Texas rub-down." I suspect that this is nothing at all like a 'Texas ho-down.'
Many may now be wondering the kind of rates charged for her services. I was a little shy about asking at first, yet summoned up the courage to enquire: 'How much do you charge for a fondle of your fun bags?' Just so you know; it's "350 minimum." By the hour, she charges 500 dollars US, her site declares. This makes me wonder, if it's an evolutionary thing. You see, Gina's breasts aren't man-made; they're God-given. Perhaps Darwin would suggest that woman needed money, so woman evolved larger boobs to then charge man money to play with them. Or it could be that Gina is simply gifted in that department and why not use that 'talent' to make some cash on the side (she has a day-job)?
"Tits are power," Gina admitted. "I love causing men to turn around and say something or holler out of their car. I have caused some fender-benders on the streets of New York City."
Of course, Ms DePalma isn't the first (and surely won't be the last) woman to use her knockers to attract attention and generate revenue. Take the lovely, buxom lady-servers at the 'Hooters' chain of restaurants. 'Have you ever been to 'Hooters'? I bet you put the flat-chested girls in there to shame...' "Once I had their chicken strips," Gina revealed.
Now, I stopped pussy-footing around. It was time for the serious questions. But, Gina was ready for me.
'Gina, tell me truthfully - do you suffer from recurring back pain?' She nodded solemnly. "I have had back pain." I gasped. "My boobs were 38DDD when I was 13 years old." I gasped again (a little louder than the first time).
But, nobody said being a busty escort was going to be easy. I decided to get personal: 'When was the last time you had sex - for free?' However, the question didn't faze Gina for a second. "Last night." Then again, it probably helps that Gina has an appetite for sex, being in her line of work. Though, surely it's not all work, work, work (i.e.: sex, sex, sex).
'After sex, are you a) hungry b) tired, or c) ready for more, baby!?' "Depends on the orgasm," Ms DePalma confessed. "I get hungry sometimes, sleepy sometimes and always ready for more if I have the right partner!"
I was on a roll. She seemed to be actually putting some thought into her answers all of a sudden. Little did she know, I was saving my best question for last - guaranteed to solicit a revealing and stimulating remark to sum up the entire interview... 'Can you balance wine-glasses on those suckers...? I saw that done on TV once...' "No, but I can hold two beers underneath them. Mine are real so, no balancing acts."
Well, at least she answered in a complete sentence.
She is currently ‘touring’ New York if you’d like her to pay you a visit... If you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink. Home